The Labyrinth of Worlds, part 3

Oh, we're calling it that? Ok, whatever.

Hey everybody, Doolittle here. So I guess you've gathered by now that we've been split up in different worlds, or whatever the hell the Fates have made this time. I don't know where I am, but there's weird plastic creatures everywhere and my powers only work if I'm wearing a stupid mask. I asked the locals, a group of small blue figures who live in little huts that make up a sort of floaty water village, and they haven't seen anyone else from VHS, but they know where more 'flashing lights' like the one I apparently arrived in are, so they're leading me through a jungle to see if these lights will take me home. So far we've been attacke by three freaky looking scorpion things and a ball that turned into a robot. The robot thing was destroyed by a Blue figure with hook hands, and a red guy with a sword that looked like fire. They've joined me and my guides so I should be out of this place soon! Wish me luck!

The Labyrinth of worlds, part 2

Diffy's Log. Stardate: Probly Tuesday.
Dese are de advengers of me as I ride around in dis hooooooge spaceship wiv all my new friends, and trys to find out where de poop I is.

Dat ^ is not wat I wanted to call dis! It dun it wivout me and not change, witch is rood.

Hi Evrybody! My comoonicator wat Tempest gived me has this digtashun thing, where I just talk and it spells it all fone, fonet, funeticly? How I talk anyways, but wiv all the little squiggles and dots where dey is needed, so yay for dat.

Anyhoos, After it went all dark and scary, I waked up in a biiiig shiny room, all silver but wiv a big window what just had black wiv speckles out of it. Space! I went over and looked and just went oooooooh for a bit, til i herd a person talk behind me. I turned and saw a man wiv pointy ears pointing a shiny scanny thing at me. I asked if waterose let him borrow the scanny thing cos they never let me, and he was all confused! Den I asked if I cud have a shiny badge like his, and he just talked into it and more peeple showed up! After aaaaaaaaaaaages, and loooooooowds of asking me fings, dey said dey didn't fink I 'posed a fret' so I now they just wondring how I got here, like I is. Pointy had a look at dis comoonicator and says hefinks I tellin da troof, witch is nice of him, and now he no a bit abowt VHS and so he trust me and gonna help me get home. Yay for Pointy! He my BEST new frend here, but he not so keen on hugging. He go all stiff and cold wen I try! I gonna hav to change dat!

No worry VHS we comin to find you!