Hacker in a hood

The tv has been hacked. It won't turn off, and there's a hooded guy on it. He's waving staff and going on about how he is now 'this worlds leader.' he claims to have gathered nearly everyone he needs and that without them the world is doomed. He just needs a few more people, but he will not be able to hide from those he seeks to destroy, so he is declaring his victory now, as it is inevitable. What an big headed loser. We can take him. It's not like he's got us, so-
Oh god. Oh dear god no. Pictures on the screen. The penfriends. Blast. Cecil. Centaur. Gravity. Tingle. Don, Cleone. Everyone, even, oh hell, Healthbar! How did he get Healthbar! We are officially screwed! He's showing a map. This global. He's got control all over the world. What do we do? What the hell are we going to do?